Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Randomize
