Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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