S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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