He passed out mid-signature
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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