All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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