The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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