my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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