The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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