I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
