Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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