I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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