Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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