She is in my trunk
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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