Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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