yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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