But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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