Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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