get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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