Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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