the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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