is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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