maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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