It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My liver just had a heart attack.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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