If i come over, it means nothing
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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