He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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