Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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