So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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