I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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