well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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