I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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