Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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