is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i out mim tonsoeep
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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