Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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