I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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