The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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