It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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