So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You are a genius and a whore.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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