Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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