She's JV to your varsity
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
don't judge my taste in strippers
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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