im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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