Everything about him screamed your future.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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