He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize
