All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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