accomplished twins. life is a go
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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