we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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