I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I don't deserve a penis
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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