dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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