No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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