So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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