jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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