on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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