i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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