My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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