Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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